This one is new:

Trump, Melania and Baron were in the 'Trump aircraft'. Halfway the pilot announced that there was a problem and the airplane would crash within some minutes. He urged to use the parachutes to leave the plane. There were however only two parachutes. Melania proposed to give one to Baron as he still has his whole future ahead, and to let fate decide whether she or Donald would take the other parachute by tossing a coin. "No fate decide!" bellowed Donald. "I am the most important man in the world! So I go first!" And he took a parachute on his back and jumped from the plane. Melania was shocked. She hugged her son and said.: "Baron, you can take the second parachute my dear."

"No need mam", Baron answered. "He took my backpack from school."